astound:

dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me

(via asian)

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

(via asian)

guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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(Source: guy, via asian)

d0nn0:

there are more nipples in the world than people

(via asian)

autotrophe:

I saw you at your worst and I stayed. You saw me at my best and you still left.

(via asian)

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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(via asian)

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via asian)